You’ll see what you do not want to find

 

wrotten:

i identify as a bottle of red wine smashed on the tile floor of a grocery store

erratic0:

chasers17:

maxinbc:

puff-to-tuff:

royal-zach:

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

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Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

totally didn’t want to know this but also glad I can now understand all of you toe sucking freaks

sunnystrawb:

oh to be part of a snail friends group and eat some mushrooms with ur snail knife and ur snail fork

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dead-rabbit-comics:

LONG TIME NO SEE!

How do you do?
(remember this?)

I’m very happy to share this with you!
PLEASE ENJOY!

lina / dead_rabbit

the-place-where:

likesdinos:

jackmymeat420:

corginator:

jackmymeat420:

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

cowten:

springcottage:

The Phyllomedusa Bicolor (Giant Monkey Frog) covers itself in a skin secretion to avoid drying out in the sun.

(source)

Big pretty frog puts on sunscreen while lounging